APPLY FOR MEMBERSHIP

REQUIREMENTS

Must be really, really, really cool.

Try to provide evidence that you are sweet, cute, strong, fast, intelligent, and sexy,

and that you dance and can have fun,

and that you think TCU boys are dumb.

TCUDating prioritizes unique applicants not found anywhere else.

Around 1/50 applicants can be expected to gain membership.

Those not immediately granted membership may reapply if they believe they are at risk of dating another polo-waving douchemcgoushe.

At present, membership is operating at full capacity.

In the meantime, please submit your photos and statement for review by sending them to: apply@tcudating.com

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